Stuffs For The Taquito

jon-oh:

The lord needs to delegate weather and temperature to someone else. Where the hell is Moses? Talk to Moses about this shit cause the lord is outta control.

I want to learn this monologue and perform it as an audition piece.

52books:

Hello. My name is Jonathan Franzen. I’d like to order 50 pizzas. It is for a prank.

(via jenandtonic)

videohall:

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

(via lisabunnies)