Stuffs For The Taquito


The lord needs to delegate weather and temperature to someone else. Where the hell is Moses? Talk to Moses about this shit cause the lord is outta control.

I want to learn this monologue and perform it as an audition piece.


Hello. My name is Jonathan Franzen. I’d like to order 50 pizzas. It is for a prank.

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I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

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